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Once upon a time there was a fabulous man named Francis. He was a homosexual that was definitely a duck. Surprisingly it was a bad choice to quack in front of his lover because it was offensive. Francis then flew freely in the Big Ben which exploded into bits. Francis hated to quack in front of his people. Cookies suddenly fell from Arthur's underwear. People were happy and clapped for joy and later exploded. Everyone was burning into ashes and became one with Mother Russia. Suddenly Doitsu appeared and slapped Russia with a potato. Russia then proposed to China. Doitsu was heartbroken that he chose China to become one with him. Doitsu tried to.

The End